EmiLy AnD KrIsTiN'S DoPeSt PaGe In ThE WoRlD!!!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: DO YOU LIVE IN THE LA AREA? ARE YOU A HOT GUY BETWEEN THE AGES OF 14-19? DO YOU WANNA BE IN THE DOPEST PUNK BAND EVER? OKAY, IF SO E-MAIL US AND WE'LL GIVE YA A CALL!!! WANT FREE MONEY??? E-MAIL US AND ASK US HOW!!!!!!!!!
All About EMiLy!!!
NAME: EmiLy AnN DeL TaCo=)
AGE: 14, 15 in August
HOBBIES:Pissing off my parents (one of my greatest tallents), listening to music by HoMe GrOwN, OfFsPrInG, and crap like that,VoLLeYbALL (my passion), Swim team at my High School, I like to say that i can surf, talk on the phone, hang out with my friends, that's pretty much it!
BOYFRIEND:At the moment, i have two possible guys...
FUTURE PLANS: Rock star

All About KrIsTiN!
NAME: KrIsTiN Alysha Jackson (or soon to be)
AGE: 14, 15 in May
HOBBIES: Volleyball, H2O Polo, soccer, making up poems in crappy spanish (gimme a break, im only in Spanish 1!!!) eating string cheese, and scaring people with my pretend multiple personality disorder!
BOYFRIEND: That would be...?
FUTURE PLANS: Professional Freaktard!














EmiLy and KrIsTiN's StOrY
Okay, so by now you're all wondering how we got to become best friends, huh? Well, it all started when Kristin was born. Then Emily was, and they lived crappy lives in a suberb of Los Angeles, CA. They played softball, and met through mutual friends around the age of 12. We didn't like eachother! But after a few bar-room brawls, a couple broken bones here and there and the occasional restraining order, we eventually became friends. Only recently have we become as close as we are, probably because we are the funniest people we know. That's about it! Pretty interesting, huh? Now that we're done with the boring stuff, here comes the funny part...













OuR FaVoRiTe ThInGs!
FAVORITE...
BANDS: Home Grown, Offspring,GoLdFiNgEr, MxPx, Hole, Blink 182, ALL PuNk
EXCUSE: "Um, I didn't hear!"
FRIENDS: Jacquie, Charlie, Bax, Brandon, Keren, Drew, and your mom
COLORS: Blue
CELEBRITIES: Josh Jackson (Kristin's future husband) Paul Walker (Emily's) Drew Barrymore, and Jim Carrey (Because he's almost as funny as us!)
FOOD: Honey Nut Cheerios, string cheese (K), and just about anything from McDonald's and Robeck's and Jamba Juice!
SODA: Anything but diet!
SAYINGS: "I pity the fool that don't like my cereal!!! ARRRR!" "William, you could get drunk- you could GET addicted!" "NOBODY DRINK THE BEER! IT'S GONE BAD!!!"
MOVIES: Varsity Blues, Romeo & Juliet (New one), Ferris Bueler's Day Off, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, and all those other cheesy 80's flicks
TV SHOWS: Dawson's Creek!
ANIMALS: Baby anoles!!!
SPORT: Volleyball
CARTOON CHARACTERS: Kiara (K) and Tinkerbell (E)



OUR LEAST FAVORITE THIHINGS IN NO PRATICULAR ORDER:
1. People who can't pronounce the names of their favorite bands
2. When you're on the phone and at the most critical moment, your parents need to use it
3. Teenyboppers
4. When you hear the song you've loved for months on the radio one day
5. People who don't try on sports teams (you KNOW who you are!)
6. The whole Clinton/Monica scandal. So the man had sex, GET OVER IT!!!
7. Reruns on Dawson's Creek
8. Brittney Spears
9. People who think they're the greatset but they're really actually not
10. Retarded people who demand to speak to the manager at McDonald's and you're standing behind them when all you want is a fricking soda














Favourite links
 

TwO FuNnY AsS WeIrDoS!!!
This is our second site. It's pretty much about the stuff we like and the things we don't.....if you liked this one, you'll like the other one!

Brandon's Homepage
This is Emily's boyfriend's site...check it out, it's pretty rad!


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